May 2012
Watchcancerously:
clavid:
omg i forgot about this video
this will literally never not be funny
seasidehearts:
fuckassbutt:
missjadeharley:
...
yiffmyass:
tomhiddlestoned:
reasons to cry
being almost out of tea
actually being out of tea
being too lazy to get up and make more tea
having no one around to bring you more tea
I am Iroh.
How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Kurt
Kurt: Right here, miss!
Bowtie boy: You're the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
April 2012
sunflower-b-pondicus:
seasidehearts:
larxenesomebody:
qzoo:
this kid in my grade got a fucking 42 on a physics exam
okay but how do you do that bad.
I got a 54 on my Biology exam………
1. they didn’t study
2. they’re really bad at math
3. they don’t enjoy the subject matter so it doesn’t stick very well.
or all of the above.
My mom had a student get a 9 on one of her Algebra I...
Does anyone seriously play Grand Theft Auto?
Because I’m playing GTA4 right now and I can’t even bother with the story… It bores me… I just like stealing cars, running people over, and then wrecking the cars.
