The Wonderfully Horrifying World of My Mind

The only bug I don’t think is cute is the house centipede

now those fuckers… THOSE are abominations

I love creepy crawly things but those are just fucking devil spawn man

0/10 UNCUTE AS HECK

THEY CAN ALL BURN IN HELL! KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!

dj-bsnow:

If you like someone, tell them. Or just stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It’s whatevs.

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

donotfearthedarkness: